Grounded in gynecology research, scripture, myth, art history, and a mystical framework from St. Teresa of Avila, this live class helps you build a spiritual practice of masturbation the same way you might build a prayer or meditation practice.
This means that just as I wouldn’t be wasting our time justifying that praying is actually fine, I won’t be giving you a theological permission slip to masturbate.
I will give you the tools and somatic guidance, so you can leave with a way to bless your skin not as an indulgence, but as a spiritual discipline with structure, depth, scientific and historical weight behind it.
How This Class Works
90 minutes, live session with a short embodied exercise.
30 minutes recorded audio, after class: You’ll receive a guided audio practice that walks you through a self pleasure practice, when and where you have the privacy and unhurried time it deserves.
This is for You if…
You fear the body you live in.
Knowing that the Onan story isn’t about masturbation hasn’t changed how you masturbate.
Your deconstruction has been cerebral and not embodied.
You are sick of feeling like you did something wrong after.
You are ready to build something real out of what you were taught to hide.
Where will you put your shame?!
Please bring it along. We will hold it together.
Your suspicions are welcome here.
Here’s what people said on the other side of my last live class.
Details & Registration
Length: 90 minutes + 30 min recorded audio
Format: Recorded class. Instant access.
Price: $69 general admission / $30 for paid Substack subscribers ($8/month. Subscribe to get your coupon code)